| Name |
Description |
Gamerscore |
| Shop Til They Drop |
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone |
15 |
| Pimp My Raid |
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone |
15 |
| Upgreatest |
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart |
30 |
| Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2 |
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone |
15 |
| Mash Machine |
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it |
15 |
| Hidden Human Hive Harvest |
Use your saucer’s weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map |
15 |
| Perfect Probulator |
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row |
15 |
| Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel |
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling |
15 |
| Furon Fashion |
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber |
15 |
| Earthly Pleasures |
Rifle through your Furonigami collection |
15 |
| Dusted |
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E |
15 |
| Rock of the Bay |
Invade Bay City |
15 |
| Lie Back and Think of Albion |
Invade Albion |
15 |
| I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima |
Invade Takoshima |
15 |
| The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! |
Invade Tunguska |
15 |
| Fly Me to the Moon Base |
Invade Solaris |
15 |
| Bodied Sattva |
Destroy a tool in Bay City |
15 |
| Freshly Squeezed |
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion |
15 |
| Die Nasty |
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion |
15 |
| Kaijuiced |
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima |
30 |
| Deincarnated |
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima |
15 |
| Scuttled |
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle |
15 |
| Yettisoned |
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska |
15 |
| Lobster Blisque |
Destroy the crab behind the curtain |
100 |
| Toilet Break |
Demolish a public toilet on each map |
30 |
| Cult Following |
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch |
15 |
| Arkvoodle Doodle |
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon |
30 |
| Transmitting From Sol-3 |
Phone home |
30 |
| Forbidden Donut |
Throw a cop through a donut with PK |
15 |
| Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down |
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK |
15 |
| Higher Than the Futen Zoku |
Ascend Takoshima Tower |
30 |
| Ouch of Body Experience |
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body |
15 |
| PK Slam Dunk |
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam |
30 |
| If You Know What I Mean |
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption |
15 |
| To Russia With Love |
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption |
15 |
| Path of the Furon |
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption |
15 |
| Trans-Siberian Express |
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption |
15 |
| Steezy Down the Spine |
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base’s entrance without interruption |
15 |
| Against All Odds |
Complete all odd jobs |
30 |
| Arty Facts |
Collect all Alien Artifacts |
30 |
| Gotta Catch All the Pop Art |
Collect all posters |
30 |
| This Is Earth Radio |
Collect all songs |
30 |
| Ultimate Smoothie |
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades |
30 |
| The Optional Mandate |
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to) |
90 |
