MORGAN PARK, STAFF WRITER

Final week: Beat Halo: CE, Halo 2, and nearly Halo 3. November is Halo month.
OK, I will admit it: Arc Raiders can get somewhat boring while you’re a pacifist. Casually waving howdy to solo raiders as they loot the locker you had been hoping to should your self will not be as novel or enjoyable the hundredth time it occurs, particularly after you’ve got gotten so ok at eluding Arc patrols that even they’re solely not often a menace. Final week, I went on three raids in a row with out firing a shot.
To deal with my boredom with out blackening my soul, I made a decision to strive one thing else: Impressed by a Reddit clip of a self-proclaimed “rescue raider,” I started deploying on solo raids with a full stack of defibrillators. The purpose? Run towards downed raider flares, discover the affected person, and revive them.
Park Ambulance Dispatch (PAD) is right here to assist.
The primary hurdle to turning into an efficient Arc Raiders paramedic was cardio. I might run and run and run straight towards each flare, however most gamers I responded to had died by the point I bought there. Not too shocking: Solo gamers have a tendency to surrender as quickly as they’re downed, assuming that even when a pleasant face passes by, they will not be holding a defib that is solely good for reviving others. After that first evening, I might saved a whopping two folks.
Good, however not ok. So I switched up the gameplan:
- Dangle across the middle of the map so I am as shut as attainable to flares
- Play totally on Buried Metropolis and Stella Montis, the 2 smallest maps
- Put money into the Mobility ability tree to enhance my stamina, climb velocity, and subsequently my response time
- Announce myself as a pleasant medic as quickly because the affected person is inside earshot
Above: The one time I’ve gotten the coveted “My hero!” chant from a grateful affected person.
I raced throughout the rooftops, landed dangerous jumps, and deployed ziplines to fly throughout maps like Spider-Man with a backpack full of medicine. That is once I began discovering some actual success. I might revive a minimum of one raider per run, generally two or three, and generally I might have to save lots of the identical individual twice.
On the threat of sounding like I am fishing for good samaritan reward, what I am truly saying is that that is far more thrilling than peacefully looting the Rust Belt or turning each match right into a warzone. Actually, I’ve by no means had as a lot enjoyable in Arc Raiders. The strain of reaching folks in time to save lots of them fully recontextualized the sport. Routes I might taken a whole bunch of occasions grew to become race programs, and the Arc had been a scarier presence as a result of I did not have time to only disguise in a bush till they handed. I might nonetheless full quests and loot stuff for my base upgrades, however I additionally had a predominant quest that outmoded all the pieces.
What I did not count on had been all of the presents. Most sufferers simply stated thanks, usually in a confused “Is he actually simply gonna let me go?” sorta method, however sometimes they’d simply begin dropping valuables. I am sitting on a pile of uncommon elements from Arc I’ve by no means even fought—Bastion Cores, Leaper Pulse Items, Bombardier Cells—plus a great deal of random trinkets.
Most of which I plan to promote as a result of, um, it seems being a paramedic is an costly pastime.
Defibrillators usually are not an ordinary recipe of the medication bench, and I’ve but to search out the blueprint to craft them myself, so I’ve simply been shopping for a great deal of them from the Clinic at 3,000 cash a pop. Actually, I simply ran the numbers for the primary time and, at 9,000 cash for a full stack of three, I have been going by way of roughly 50k price of defibs per evening. That is by means of generally utilizing all defibs in a single run, different occasions having leftovers, and generally getting murdered myself.

Yea so, I’ve danced round it to date, however there are additionally loads of the reason why the paramedic playstyle is a horrible thought. For one, I am dying far more than I used to, and you’ll in all probability think about how. A great half of raider flares I’ve responded to had been people downed by one other participant. I’ve misplaced full packs of medical provides as a result of I sprinted straight at a flare yelling “I am a medic, do not surrender!” and instantly bought shot within the face by my affected person’s killer.
Finally, this too known as for an up to date plan:
- Get good at detecting hazard
- Examine crime scenes
- Battle, if vital
- Prioritize the revive
This actually comes all the way down to mitigating threat, however accepting a daily state of peril. The one huge tip I can provide right here is to not simply pay attention to distant gunshots, however hearken to them. Earlier than the flare popped, what did I hear? Have been there rockets, bombs, or machineguns typical of Arc, or did it sound like two Ferros buying and selling pictures from reverse rooftops? I might take my finest guess and let that calibrate how a lot warning I ought to use, which has labored effectively sufficient to date.
Now I mosey as much as some flares quietly, assessing the crime scene earlier than I provoke voice chat. If I am fast sufficient, I can catch the killer earlier than they end the job. If I am too late, effectively, I can a minimum of dispense justice with some PvP that will not weigh on my conscience.
Probably the most fascinating circumstances unfold once I arrive late sufficient that I can not fairly inform what simply occurred: One participant is useless, one other is looting them, however had been they the aggressor? The one solution to discover out with out risking my disguise, I made a decision, is to gentle ’em up till they’re down after which query them. If I imagine their story, they get a defib. If my lie detector goes off, their raid is over.
I do know that I’ve in all probability revived a couple of murders accidentally alongside the best way, however letting some people dwell eases the conscience and produces its personal distinctive social interactions. Simply the opposite day, I downed a man who’d simply killed somebody within the Buried Metropolis hospital. I requested if he killed the man upstairs, he insisted it was self protection. I requested why he did not reply to my “Do not shoot” calls, he stated he did not hear me. He had fundamental weapons, the default outfit, and will’ve simply been a model new participant, so I made a decision to take the possibility and used my final defib.
He appeared legitimately shocked, thanked me a bunch, and slowly backed away. Later that evening, I bought a good friend request. Maybe it is time for the Park Ambulance Dispatch to develop?
