Hail, traveler! Pull up a seat and rejoice in the most splendid day on the F\u00f3dlan calendar.<\/p>\n
For you see, this day of December the 20th (AKA the month of the Ethereal Moon), is the birthday of Lord Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd \u2014 heir to the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus, the venerable Boar Prince, and a certified hottie, despite what that weird Reddit post once claimed.<\/p>\n
\u2018Tis on this glorious occasion that we pledge our eternal allegiance to the Blue Lions house, with song and dance, or perhaps a fine gift worthy of Lord Dimitri\u2019s praise. Sylvain has presented a gaudy trinket bearing the crest of House Gautier. Annette offers a tome containing wonders untold. Dedue has brought the severed head of his enemy, which is kinda gross but he\u2019s doing his best<\/em>.<\/p>\n Wh-what\u2019s that, traveler? You\u2019re questioning the validity of an article celebrating the birthday of a character from a game that came out four years ago?<\/p>\n Hold thine tongue! It is only through dire misadventure that I haven\u2019t penned a piece chronicling Lord Dimitri\u2019s birthday every year (I hadn\u2019t thought of it until now), and I posit that I have been furthering the Faerghus agenda surreptitiously for many a season now.<\/p>\n Here is an article where I champion the values of the Blue Lions. Here is an article where I invite Dimitri to a tea party. Here is a picture of my cat Samantha.<\/p>\n As you can see, the evidence is irrefutable that I am the most qualified to wish our lord and savior a happy birthday, the timing of which is largely irrelevant.<\/p>\n Speaking of irrelevant, this would also be a most opportune time to remind you of the atrocities committed by the notorious war criminal Edelgard von Hresvelg \u2014 the blood-stained tyrant of the Adrestian Empire, perverse enthusiast of Hegemon Husks, and a woman whose surname looks like a dog vomited out various Scrabble tiles.<\/p>\n To even evoke her memory on this holy day is sin, and I would encourage you to desecrate any and all paraphernalia related to her house and adjacent houses. This can serve as your birthday present to Lord Dimitri. He will be quite enthused, and might even prompt you to \u201ckill every last one of them\u201d. Don\u2019t be alarmed, I swear this is just him being friendly.<\/p>\n Still not convinced of how significant December 20th is? Then you may be interested to learn that it is also the birthday of soccer superstar Kylian Mbapp\u00e9, pop singer Suzuka Nakamoto, and TV actor Bob Morley, who I thought was supposed to be a misspelling of Bob Marley until I clicked on his profile picture.<\/p>\n These people may not be related directly to Lord Dimitri (at least, as I understand the Blaiddyd family tree), however I have every reason to believe that they will be equally as celebratory that they too were birthed on this magnificent day.<\/p>\n Oh sure, some heathens may have moved onto shiny new toys in 2023, such as Fire Emblem Engage, what with its highfalutin magical rings that allow for a superior gameplay experience \u2014 very good and subtle internal linking Anthony, Lord Dimitri will be pleased \u2014 but the soldiers on offer pale in comparison to our humble leader.<\/p>\n For instance, were you aware that December 22nd is Kagetsu\u2019s birthday? Who or what is a Kagetsu, exactly?<\/em> Definitely not a stalwart champion who will bring our kingdom into a blessed era of prosperity, with really excellent blond hair and an eyepatch that makes him resemble King Bradley from Fullmetal Alchemist.<\/p>\n Kagetsu? More like Forget-you, you godforsaken son of a promiscuous okapi.<\/p>\n No, us true followers know that Lord Dimitri is our one shining light, and to stray from his path is to spit in the eye of the gods themselves. There will be no spitting at this birthday party, traveler. Just balloons, and confetti, and an oversized novelty cake (with absolutely no candles under any circumstance, because Dimitri is kinda freaked out by fire).<\/p>\n We hope that you have found this experience edifying. Before thine egress from the premises, you are to kiss the ring of Lord Dimitri on bended knee. If you\u2019d like, you may also kiss my ring too. I bought it from Walmart and it has a cool picture of a skull on it.<\/p>\n Did you enjoy this article? If so, be sure to read why I would like to hold hands with Raphael from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. He\u2019s a scummy Golden Deer renegade, but don\u2019t hold that against him.<\/p>\n Did you hate this article? Well then, darn. I\u2019ll try harder next time.<\/p>\n![\"The](\"https:\/\/twinfinite.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Fire-Emblem-Three-Houses-Dedue-Byleth.jpeg?resize=640%2C360\")
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